California 2

This week, something big is happening.

Imagine this…

 

California 1

 

Then combine it with a bit of this (yep, that’s me)…

 

California 2

 

Add a cheeky sprinkling of this to the mix…

 

Maybe a drizzle of this…

 

California 4

And you’ll sure as hell, end up with this…

 

California 5

That’s right people: San Fran ~ LA ~ Las Vegas ~ San Diego. 3 weeks / 1,100+ miles. There’s no telling what kind of man I’ll return as, but one thing is for certain… I’ll be fat, shagged (from tiredness you filthy minded individuals) and tanned.

Wish me luck!
P.s. Enjoy the rain! Muahahahah!