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A yarn a day keep the cat away (or not?)

Ian Roe | 11-05-12

Ladies and gentlemen,

TODAY IS A GREAT DAY! Why? Because Mr Yarn (my trusty ball of wool I’ve been wrapping twine around since I was 13 years of age) has finally got a new coat. In keeping with the summer, I’ve decided to give him a deep freshly cut lawn colour (a.k.a. green) and he now stands at a whopping just-below-knee height. THAT’s BIG in case you didn’t already realise. If you have no idea who Mr Yarn is and you’d like to hear more then do head over to the following video link from “The Ian Roe Show” where Mr Yarn was proudly featured:

Now, here’s a picture to feast your yarn enthused eyes over.

Mothousand and Eleven.

Ian Roe | 16-04-12

WARNING: This blog post contains in depth images of a real life moustache which may be too epic for the ordinary human eye. If viewing a moustache causes you to develop over excited fits or disruptive tummy jigglyness syndrome then please look away now.

Good day humans,

I trust we are well? Good. Now, it may or may not be apparent to some of you massive Ian Roe fans out there that the slither of a brown caterpillar has indeed been developing above my top lip. The correct term for this is formally known as, a moustache. Why is it there you ask? Is it real? Do you get crumbs stuck in there when you eat cheese and crackers? (Yes I do, but I save them for later).

The truth behind the facial attire is in fact reasonless. Put simply, I shaved the face for the fresh New Year, decided not to shave and Vuala, we return to the present day. The thing is, it’s become so attached to my face I can’t bare to shave it off so instead, I’ve chosen to embrace it and welcome it to the world of Ian Roe.

Who knows how long this will last. All I know is it’s here for good and I’ll be keeping you all posted on the many mashion (that’s moustache fashion I’ll have you know) variations the future holds. Now, what name should I give him?

The Ian Roe Show

Ian Roe | 27-02-12

Some of you may have heard about it. Some of you may have not. Heck, some of you may even have watched it (at one stage).

Yes I am of course, talking about the great, the marvellous, the wonderful YouTube Channel sensation of 2011… The Ian Roe Show! If you haven’t already been there, then be square and go there. There’s all sorts of little funny clips to keep you LOLing all day. My advice though, when you’re feeling like a mid-morning work procrastination, or perhaps you’ve got nothing better to do with your repetitive Facebook page ‘Refresh every 10 seconds’ evening, that’s the best time to head on over to The Ian Roe Show and watch a few belters. Note: watching whilst consuming a Fortnum & Mason biscuit or two along with a cup of Twinning Earl Grey adds to the experience.

SO NOW… After 4 months lack of clip uploading (due to focusing my mind on growing the worlds best handle bar moustache, I’ll have you know), The Ian Roe Show yields upon us a brand new clip. YES, a BRAND NEW CLIP. Remember my ball of yarn I was so obsessively fascinated with? Well, have a watch and you’ll see how our relationship has bloomed further…

Nice To Meat You

Ian Roe | 24-02-12

Thursday 23rd February.
I wake up.
I shower (because I’m clean like that).
Then I go back to bed for half an hour (because I’m lazy like that).
I eat my regular healthy breakfast.
Blueberries, Banana and Kiwi with low fat greek yoghurt is what it consists of.
I work out. 10 sets of 30 pull ups. 60 sets of 10 crunches.
Some weights on the side (heavy ones, like 20kg+).
Then I walk out the house.
The tube is hot. I mean… like, HOT.
(Is spring finally here?)
I exit the London Underground at Baker Street.
I walk to a near by hotel. The Landmark Hotel to be precise.
I walk 13 minutes to get to room 446. The corridors are long.
I knock.
I enter.
In front of me is a man named Meat Loaf.
I interview him.
I ask him the question “Have you ever eaten Meat Loaf and if so do you like it, and do you eat it often?”.
He replies “No”.
I finish the interview.
I walk out the hotel and go home.

Just a normal day really.